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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Billy Merritt, Sean Conroy, Brian Huskey, Joe Hartzler

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Old Boots - Join humans Billy Merritt, Joe Hartzler, Brian Huskey, and Sean Conroy as they search for an after hours club called Blowjobers, participate in a deadly game of chess with a short tempered player, and follow a student who is accused of being a vampire based on who he hangs out with on today’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! Plus, an i4h listener steps up to defend Mississippi in another edition of Case Closed. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! Check out improv4humans with Matt Besser LIVE at the Blue Whale Comedy Festival in Tulsa, Oklahoma on Saturday, June 14th!

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0:16.4

website oh welcome to improv very humans fit people only folks I got the best

0:44.6

improv improv improvisers in the universe here Joe Hartzler looking fit hey thanks looking nice

0:51.2

you look nice yourself come on let's not all kid each other Brian Heskey talk about it Sean

1:01.5

Conroy Billy Merritt yes best improvisers in the universe only Joe really looking fit though

1:10.2

well it's gonna be honest everybody take your clothes off it's a constant process yeah really yeah yeah

1:18.2

yeah what you dropped about what 400 pounds 140 pounds is what I dropped okay it was a little bit off

1:24.3

I thought it was like 400 yeah man it was a long road long process it's because I'm running from

1:30.1

things in my life and so it keeps me motivated do you have a girlfriend yet did no she she's like

1:37.8

you're too skinny yeah yeah that's a pretty recent one that's a pretty fresh wound no that was the

1:43.3

140 pounds he lost right that's a big girlfriend yeah good thing you dropped it four foot eight one

1:56.3

four wait is this is this within a month recent yeah yeah yeah I'm sure yeah very

2:02.4

recent one make funny until next time then it's all right I'm a more focused than ever well I'm

2:07.9

more determined yeah I'm more motivated with each obstacle I grow stronger you're crying

2:19.4

now this wasn't the woman that we discussed on the Amy puller no is that woman still out there no

2:26.9

no no that's a what do you mean no is she you know you know someone yeah she is she married

2:37.1

I can't even begin to get into how hilarious it all is but uh but it's great you know what that

2:41.6

was a season in my life that brought about a lot of change and positive things in my life and

2:47.4

this new challenge will also bring a bring about a lot of positive uh breaking up with someone

2:52.7

is it is in the challenge yeah I think it's challenging well um you guys living together man I'm

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