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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Mookie Blaiklock, Dan Klein

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2014

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Porta Potty Sushi - Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Mookie Blaiklock, and Dan Klein join Matt Besser for an improv5humans that will make you think twice about where your sushi comes from. They'll explore the lives of different people trapped inside a basement, why you shouldn't pet other people’s dogs, and what it's like to deal with snobby ArcLight members. Plus, an i4h listener defends drug store sushi in another edition of Case Closed. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser's new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! Check out improv4humans with Matt Besser LIVE at the Blue Whale Comedy Festival in Tulsa, Oklahoma on Saturday, June 14th! This episode is sponsored by: Naturebox. Go to Naturebox.com/improv to save 50% on your first purchase of delicious snacks. Drinkwel. Go to www.drinkwel.com and use the offer code IMPROV to save.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Guys get a load of this great idea nature box. I've talked about on the show before we've heard us eat it on the show before each month

0:08.3

You can get a box of delicious snacks

0:11.4

Why go the grocery store and walk around the whole store picking out that stuff for yourself

0:15.5

They're just gonna send it to you just get in a cheap

0:18.2

Monthly deal like this. There's no high fruit toast corn syrup no hydrogenated oils no artificial flavors or colors

0:25.4

These are smarter snacks each snack faces strict quality standards and have a nutritionist approve it

0:32.5

That's right. These snacks have been a nutritionist approved

0:36.2

You can send it to your home or you know what since your office. That's what you're doing the most snacking

0:41.1

Forget those vending machines there ripping you off come on with that cranky lady in in the break room

0:46.6

Who's who's bitching about you stealing her snacks? You want some dried fruits?

0:50.7

You want some whole wheat fig bars all kinds of granola savory or sweet whatever you want

0:55.2

You don't want those those fritos in the break room making all fat and cranky you want a rotating surprise box each month for better

1:03.6

Snacking sound tasty want to feel good go to nature box calm slash improv to get not 10 not 20 50% off your first box

1:13.9

It's time to get snacks. You can feel good about a nature box calm slash improv today

1:25.2

Oh

1:30.3

Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser. That's me. This is improv for humans guys

1:38.1

They have four other humans. It's gonna be improv five humans and myself will be improvising off your suggestion given to me

1:46.2

At Matt Besser to go there guys. You know we use your words to turn into comedy gold

1:51.5

We got Paul Rust Neil Campbell Mookie Blakelock and Dan Klein. Welcome to the show guys. Welcome. Thank you

2:01.5

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. I keep forgetting to mention I should do a little business up top Rolling Stone top 20 improv for humans

2:11.5

Come on give us a hand

2:14.7

Thank you mr. Jagger

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