Seth Morris, Mary Holland, Stephanie Allynne

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2014

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Penis T-Zone - Seth Morris, Mary Holland, and Stephanie Allynne get into the difference between short form and long form improv on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! Tune in to find out what the consequences are when you take your mother’s lucky pantyhose, the results of taking an acting role too far, and the repercussions of faking an alien demon possession in a court room. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! Check out improv4humans with Matt Besser LIVE at the Del Close Marathon on Saturday, June 28th at UCB East! Go to www.delclosemarathon.com for more info. This episode is sponsored by: Naturebox. Go to Naturebox.com/improv to save 50% on your first purchase of delicious snacks. Drinkwel. Go to www.drinkwel.com and use the offer code IMPROV to save.

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0:00.0	Guys, drink well believes the world has healthy people in it who like to have a good time.
0:06.8	They're healthy, but you know, they like to party once in a while. Have a little drink.
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0:14.6	bleach your body of essential vitamins and nutrients, so you need a multivitamin drink?
0:18.8	That's what makes you feel bad when you don't have those multivitams.
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0:26.2	process alcohol, and do's toxins. Generally make you feel better the next day.
0:32.4	Don't believe me. Go to their reviews on Amazon. Those are real people. If it didn't work for you,
0:36.9	email drink well and they'll send you a complete refund, including shipping, no product,
0:41.7	to send back, just forms to fill out. You can pretty much rip them off if you want.
0:45.8	These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The product is not
0:49.2	intended to diagnose, treat, or cure, or prevent any disease. Drink well does not prevent
0:53.6	intoxication, alcohol poisoning, alcohol abuse, or utter stupidity. That's drinkwell.com.
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1:08.4	Two of the guys from Hoosline and they did their own short form special.
1:14.4	And I was watching it and the description of the game they're about to do.
1:20.9	I think it went on for three minutes and I was like, I got to record this.
1:24.9	And I checked on my DVR and I'm like, yeah, that was three minutes long just explaining.
1:32.8	What was the game? What were they doing?
1:34.2	Here, I'll, well, you got it.
1:42.5	Can we have a YouTube right there?
1:45.1	Where's the best place for you to go?
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