Bill & Wendy Show - Episode 72 (09_09_20)

The Bill and Wendy Show

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Comedy

2.4 • 610 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Drew Barrymore can’t find a date. Wendy is a part-time electrician. Bill is a Sherpa shopper.

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. It's episode number 72, 72 on your bingo card.
0:19.2	I'm Bill. That's Wendy. It's the Bill and Wendy show. Wendy, how are you?
0:23.6	I'm fine. Thank you, William. Good. You know, I get really annoyed when people call me Schneider.
0:31.0	And they do. I've heard them do it. Oh, to this day, you know, I'll run into people and they'll go,
0:37.1	oh, you know, I told my husband, like, I love this Wendy Schneider and Bill left. And I'm like, okay, great. And I always correct people. But I actually feel like Schneider right now. Because why? Over the weekend.
0:52.8	Schneider of one day at a time.
0:54.2	Yes, yes.
0:56.2	I was not wearing a tool belt, but I am so proud of myself, Bill.
1:02.2	There was a malfunctioning light switch in our house, and there were two switches in one box.
1:09.6	I think that's a video on one of the porn channels.
1:13.9	I think it is.
1:19.0	All right.
1:21.4	There were two switches in one box.
1:23.5	Do you like that I said one of the porn channels?
1:25.6	Yes.
1:25.8	Because there's, you know, there's more than one now. I don't even know if there are any. On TV? I don't know. Wherever porn channels are sold. I know there's Porn Hub. That's on the computer, but I didn't know that there. And you know who runs that? Hubarkish. Did you know that?
1:45.5	Does he know that?
1:48.6	No, even he's not aware that he owns that.
1:51.9	You got to diversify.
1:53.0	That's what they say now.
1:59.9	All right, I had two light switches, and they controlled can lights in our family room.
2:05.8	And unbeknownst to me, one of the switches was broken by one of the boys.
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