It's finally here, everybody, episode 71, the episode you've all been dreaming about is now a reality.

I'm Bill, that's Wendy.

It's the Bill and Wendy show.

Hi, Wendy.

How are you?

Happy episode 71.

Right back at you, my friend.

There's a lot going on.

Most of it not good.

I mean, the fact that there's wildfires destroying California and Washington State in a year, in a year, it's the year that anything bad can happen, isn't it?

Yeah, you know, honest to God, nothing surprises me.

Yeah, I know.

My son, Michael, asked me something yesterday.

Like, what all of a sudden if, you know, a satellite fell in our house? I said, you know what? Got to be honest with you? It wouldn't surprise me. Now, nor under normal circumstances, wouldn't you go, well, that's crazy talk. That's what that is. That's just crazy talk. But in 2020, you go, you know, we should probably prepare for that. We should probably

get ready for that. I know. I do have some good news stories. I went to a restaurant for the first

time. Did you? Congrats. I know. Look at how long it took me. Was it a pleasant experience,

I hope? It was a pleasant experience. We went out four girls to celebrate my friend Sue's birthday.

And we went to a place in Oakbrook and we sat outside and we wore our masks when the server came up.

And they had the little scan thing where you just scanned to get the menu.

And then there was actually like a paper menu.

And you just filled out what you wanted.

Like, okay, four Stella Artois.

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