Darius Bennett Returns!

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Darius talk about manual labor, older women, and being too comfortable in your own home. Follow Darius - https://www.instagram.com/mrdariusbennett/?hl=en Check out the Community Service Patreon! Get bonus content/merch and submit questions and topics for the podcast - https://www.patreon.com/craigconant/ Shout out to our sponsors! El Sativo Tequila - http://www.elsativo.com/ Sticker Supreme - https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ Comedy Showcase App - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour dates and merch, check out http://CraigConant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	6.00 in progress of most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here.
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.9	That's me.
0:24.2	Hey man, are we rolling?
0:26.3	Yeah.
0:27.1	You ever take a piss and it smells like popcorn?
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.2	I just did a popcorn piss.
0:31.8	Huh.
0:32.1	I get fish a lot.
0:35.2	Fish?
0:35.8	Yeah.
0:36.5	That's gross.
0:38.7	Your piss smells like fish.
0:40.4	Sometimes.
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