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Flicking Your Bean With a Barbie Arm

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:22  The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse Breaks Down Gangam Style 05:01:17  The End Times Prophecy Revealed In CupCakKe’s Newest Single 07:05:03  Groupon Carpet Cleaning Dispute Over Dog Piss  13:51:01  I Riled Up Meade – He’s Ready To Get Legal On Your Asses! 17:57:20  The Wheel Of Misery Punishment 22:51:11 […]

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0:00.0

Tonight a nuclear bomb is sent back in time to destroy the past. But when the

0:06.4

scientist tasked with retrieving the device and prinates a cavewoman named

0:10.3

Tungo gunga, will he fight for the present or follow his heart to the past?

0:14.8

Pre-historic romance meets suspense when Tony Randall and Vanna White star in this

0:19.7

made for gas station screen TV movie, Fall Out of Love.

0:25.0

Hey Freaks, it's Friday, August 30th, 2024, coming up on the program today.

0:29.5

Of course, a piss soap carpet cleaning is going to cost extra.

0:33.0

Plus rubbing your pussy with doll limbs at a child's birthday party.

0:37.4

And what heinous things have been done to Timboo to cause me to punish you with the

0:41.0

Wheel of Misery. Find out today.

0:47.0

Distorted View Daily Proudly presents breaking down the satanic lyrics to

0:54.4

Carly Ray Jepsins Call Me Maybe.

0:57.2

God is revealing to us the name of the Antichrist.

1:01.6

Hey, I just met you. Now the eye in this case refers to the

1:06.4

Antichrist and just meeting you means that he is revealing himself. This is

1:12.3

the anti-Christ entrance into the end times. And this is crazy.

1:17.0

That's the seven years of tribulation. But here's my number. He is talking here about his number of the beast which he is going to give to every one of us.

1:29.0

So call me maybe. Now he is not saying call me on the telephone.

1:36.8

What the anti-crisis is saying here is, my name is maybe.

1:42.1

Call me maybe. Nostradamus also called the Antichrist,

1:48.0

Mabas.

1:50.0

It's distorted view daily with Tim Friday show.

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