Big Boned or Just Fat?

Good Guys

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Mazel Morons! Today, we’re diving into the messy science of metabolism- does it actually slow down with age, or are we just… fat? The guys debate fast vs. slow metabolisms, Michael Phelps’ 12,000-calorie diet, childhood food trauma, GLP-1s, fasting culture, and how much the brain really burns thinking (spoiler: not enough to earn a Snickers). Plus: the greatest candy of all time, the danger of gas-station Kratom, menstrual face masks (???), gay sheep couture, and relationship & parenting advice from Moron Mail. What more could you ask for? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys Shopify - Whether you’re just wanting to test an idea out, or you’re getting serious about launching your own brand - it’s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Ollie - Go to ollie.com/goodguys and use code goodguys to get 60% off your first box! Home Chef - HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:03.8	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what you nuts what are you nuts yeah we're the good guys
0:26.2	they're not the great guys being so good a good good good guys whoa bansomorans welcome back to the good guys
0:34.4	podcast do you want to hear another, how about now, Ben?
0:37.5	I got another one.
0:38.8	I would love to.
0:40.2	Okay.
0:40.9	Having a good day, studies have shown that your metabolism doesn't slow down as you get older.
0:46.1	You're just fatter.
0:47.8	How about now?
0:49.6	Wow.
0:49.9	I actually feel personally victimized.
0:52.5	Like that's said, Josh, imagine having a fast metabolism ever.
0:59.7	Does it exist?
1:00.3	It says, apparently, like, Olivia, do you have a fast metabolism?
1:06.6	I don't, I think I have a, no, no.
1:09.1	No, my weight.
1:09.9	Pretty good from here. No, my weight, flush weight a have a, no, no. No. I don't know. Pretty good from here.
1:11.9	No, my weight flush weight's a ton. It fluctuates so much. You're on the right pod.
1:16.7	Oh, exactly. I know. I feel so seen here. You're with us. Yes, most certainly. No, but like I look at
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