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Mazum morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. Um, here we are. Here we are, Josh. You are looking sun-kissed. I don't know if you were at the beach. I don't know if you were at the tanning salon. I heard you were at the tanning salon. Are you back at the tanning salon? No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I'm so worried about aging that I can't believe I am. No, I haven't done tanning salon in years and it's hurting because I love it. Is it? So I've never done it before. One, I feel like I'd be claustrophobic. Two, does it feel like you're in, does it feel like you're just like getting burned? No. Does it feel? No, it doesn't. You don't even know. No, you feel like you're in an easy bake oven of cuteness. It's just like a warm hug. Yeah, bro, you feel refreshed. The only problem is that you kind of want to have a moment with yourself in there. Because you're all naked and warm and your endorphins are flowing. And you're like, I could do something to myself right now. No one would know. Ew. I'm now thinking, Josh, so when you, when you're in a tanning salon and you're on your back, obviously it only tans the front and then you have to flip over, right? It's rotissory, bro. You don't want pressure for points. That's what I was going to ask. Is it a rotissory chicken? It is? Yeah, boy. You have to turn around because you don't want pressure points because wherever your body pushes on the glass. It's a your own little private red light district. Where your body pushes, you can get a pressure point

it's called and you won't tan there.

It's a dead giveaway.

But is there a rotisserie chicken element where it's automated or this doesn't exist?

No, you are the rotissary.

So you have to move like, okay, you have to move.

I usually go 10 minutes orbit bed. I'm not nuts.

And I'll start out and I'll do, I'll do about three minutes straight and you got to like,

you know, you got to be, you know, wary of things. And then I'll start like minute four and five, I'll kind of do

like a one of these, right? So I'll start getting those crevices. And then you hear a beep at the

halfway point. Boop. And then I'm going to the other side. And then you just want to keep moving.

You got to keep moving. Got to keep moving. All right. I'm probably never going to try it.

Just because I really am, I get very claustrophobic in tight spaces when things are close to my face. It's the one thing. I don't know what it is. I'm just always afraid that I'm not going to be able to get out. I see a video of a guy climbing like through, you know those like little holes.

There's like a cave and know those like little holes.

There's like a cave and there's like a beautiful pond below and he goes through that little

hole in the cave. I actually can't breathe even watching that. Yeah. It's like like what if you get

stuck? Can you get stuck in a tanning bed? Is it lock? No, I mean, no, it's pretty much, it's, it just closes, but it's open at the

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