Happy Holidays Morons! Ft. Nick Antonyan

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Mazel Morons, and Merry Christmas! Today, Santa crash-landed into the studio - except it’s actually just Nick Antonyan (aka the one and only Jonah) in a full Santa suit. We get into Jewish Christmas discourse, Armenian holiday food, unhinged Christmas gifts, Hollywood manifestation, and a surprisingly sincere convo about betting on yourself and making impossible dreams happen. Plus: airline maps, childhood obesity, and why Nick goes all out for the holiday these days. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy New Year! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10. Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com Function - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership. Hims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Vivrelle - Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code goodguys for your first month of membership FREE Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
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0:26.2	they're not good guys we're just so good a good good guys whoa mons and welcome back to the good guys
0:34.6	and merry christmas this is our special holiday episode this is a time sorry Welcome back to the Good Guys podcast and Merry Christmas.
0:39.2	This is our special holiday episode.
0:40.2	This is a time.
0:41.2	Sorry.
0:42.0	What? What?
0:42.9	What the?
0:43.6	Oh, my God.
0:45.1	What the fuck?
0:45.7	Ben.
0:47.3	What is happening?
0:48.3	What's going on?
0:49.4	Is that?
0:50.2	What is going?
0:51.1	Olivia.
0:51.6	What is it?
0:52.0	Is either an armed robbery or something?
0:56.2	What's happening? What's happening?
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