Hi, guys, welcome back to another episode of Delusional Diaries podcast.

I'm Hallie.

And I'm Jazz.

And if you're lucky enough to be watching the video version today, we are doing obviously your Halloween episode. Happy Halloween, guys. Woof-whoop. Skit skirt. I do want to give a quick disclaimer. Wait, we didn't even say what we are. You just said we're doing our Halloween episode. Sorry, sorry. So sorry. I just got ahead of myself. You start. Go ahead, Tim. We are, I feel like you guys should. Well, I don't know. To be honest, we kind of look like this. Adoptious. We're the Timothy Shalamey and Pete Davidson skit from, um, S&L. S&L, yes. I love Pete Davidson. And I also had a Timothy Shalmay phase at one point. I kind of grew out of that though. I don't really think he's for me anymore. He's a little bit of a short king. But I am currently Timothy right now. And you look great. Yeah, you're Pete. I'm loving it. Yee. Skirt. Hold up. Drop that. I don't know the rest but close enough yes anyway hope you guys like

it yeah we really gave it our all this year we didn't um but we put an effort no we definitely did

um i think it's great i guess every year we have to wear these horrible cheap amazon wigs then

yeah look like shit nothing was worse in my wig last year that i'm'm going to be so funny. No, my wig was like I looked horrible.

I looked way worse than you in it. Yeah. I mean, they're both not great. No. I cannot pull off brown hair. I can't pull off pink. Pink is better, I think, than the brown to be. Yeah. It kind of looks cute. No. but it's better.

Yeah.

Anyway, what do you owe to say?

I said a quick disclaimer because I had to cut the beginning of last episode and everyone's like, why are you crying?

I went to the doctor and she just had a terrible bedside manner and was like literally incompetent.

And I ended up Googling her afterwards. And I've never seen someone have such negative reviews.

Not only that though, but like paragraphs is like detailed information stating how horrible she is and how people should not go to her. And I've never felt so validated in my entire life. And, but basically I was very traumatized from the doctor immediately before the podcast. So like the first seven months of the episode, I was crying, explaining that. But then I was like, that's just too much detail. And I didn't want to share that with you guys. So I got it. So that's

the context of that. Just so you guys have that. So sorry. No, you said bedside manner in that episode probably like 27 times. I'm going to be honest, I thought it was a word you were making up. And it was kind of giving me the ick.

I was like, whatever.

It's like literally a thing.

And then you said it was a thing and I was like, all right.

But then I was like in some No, it's like literally a thing. And then you said it was a thing and I was like, all right.

But then I was like in some girls' comments section, she was talking about a bad experience

she had with the dentist.

And all of the comments were like, dentists have the worst bedside manner. And people were using that phrase. And I was like, wow, I guess jazz was right with that. like yeah i didn't just say random shit i didn't say you were i just thought it was like i don't know like a little ever made up a word ever i don't think you made it up i... I didn't say you were... I just thought it was like, I don't know, like a little...

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