Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

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And we're back! Some smooth between you and us content. How are you? I'm great

thank you for asking how are you? I'm doing just fantastically we've got some

wonderful listeners who send in some wonderful reviews via email and then now we

can read them to the rest of the listeners. Yep. Yes that's something. That's what we do here. You go first.

Okay so my first one this is from Amber Longtime fan first time emailer who

said, behold this gem of a review of the cannabis strain AK-47 from leafly. That's a

new one. To be clear not the cannabis strain I don't know anything about it. I mean it's a new

concept. It's a new strain to me. Let me take notes. Let me tell you this is something you need

in your life okay you ready? Okay oh god. AK-47. First of all I would like to point out that

um they censor it looks like the reviewer it's like there's a K a bunch of dots in the letter G

at the end so I wonder if that's because it's like a weird thing that they censor. King Kong.

King Kong this is a review by King Kong. Five stars. Fresh. I've vaped it in the bath. It made me

shit myself literally and a review. Oh my that's not very fresh. And then under effects it says

aroused. So I guess that's like contained sexy stuff but warning warning. Where's the where's

the fucking one? Can cause you to be aroused in the bath. I could have used a warning.

You should do so. 195 people found it helpful though. Did they? Well I find it helpful because I

definitely want nothing to do with it. Also I'd like to add that I now understand why they censored

the name. I don't think they'd be any clearer. They read them and go I don't think this person should

be publicly revealed. Yeah. Okay I have one here. This is from Halle. Halle says, Christine I need

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