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Worst Reviews in the most dramatic fashion. That's Alex. Oh that's Christine. Welcome to our show.

This week we are covering Girl Scout Cookies. Yes. Can I give you a quick update? Yes. This morning I

checked on my Girl Scout Cookie order. Uh-huh. Still hasn't shipped yet. The problem is I move in 10 days.

Oh no. So either I don't know what to do because I don't really know my neighbors. Is there some

postal emergency forwarding that you can set up like in case of say it's a tax document and then

tell them not to smell the box just in case. Yeah I think it's like through FEMA or something you

got to call them and they're going to deliver it to me. Yeah FEMA will deliver it to you. I don't

know why them but it's an emergency. It is. It's a national crisis. Also your future tenants there.

You could just say it's a housewarming gift. They won't be moving in for a little bit after that. So

the cookies will just be sitting outside. I'll make sure they get eaten by somebody. Do not worry

everyone. Don't panic. Even if it's just pigeons. So well I guess to make you feel worse about your

situation we could read some Girl Scout Cookie reviews. To feel worse or better. I don't know what kind

of you brought to the table. We were worse. Oh better you're right better maybe you won't want

them after all feeding to the pigeons. That's a good point. I'll go first. Sure. Okay.

This is oh and this was sent in by Sue by the way. Yeah thanks Sue. I even wrote that down. Thank

you Sue. So this is a review of Samoa's famous Samoa is also known when I was a child a youth

as Carmel Delights. Did they rename them or did the different bakeries call them something different?

You know I've seen multiple complaints mostly about the name and whether they changed it or

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