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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Between You And Us: Episode 15

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Since this was released at 11 PM our time on April 30th, we're counting it as the April Between You And Us. Deal with it or face us and our spirited personalities.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

0:08.4

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

0:14.7

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:30.0

Hello and welcome to the very belated between you and us episode for April 2020.

0:42.3

Are we releasing it in May too? Oh are we? Yes May 1st. Whoops the doosles. Well guys we were kind of

0:51.0

lazy about it because I'm not lazy about it. It was more like we were releasing all these other

0:55.0

bonus. We were caught up in the sheifer madness. Yes as one says. So we got caught up in the

1:01.9

sheifer madness and then we were like we never released it between you and us and then y'all said

1:06.5

you've never released a between you and us. So here we are. Technically I could make it so that

1:11.0

it releases on April 30th at 11.59. That's true then it will be our April episode. Perfect.

1:16.7

That means we have to do may episode two. Yes. Perfect. Okay well welcome everyone. We are I guess

1:23.9

just going to jump into it. Yeah this is this is the type of episode where we read reviews that you

1:29.0

sent in via email to beach you sandy at gmail.com with the subject between you and us and it's all

1:36.1

sorts of stuff. You find the reviews on the internet that are ridiculous and send them our way

1:41.1

and we read them back to your earholes. Yeah so enjoy. Now this one is really fucking weird

1:46.1

oxentern. I don't know what to do about it. We're starting off that way. Are you getting me? I had to

1:52.2

I had to get it I had to do it first. Okay okay. Okay. It's your first episode. Maybe try with a

1:57.6

different one. This is a five star review of the Dorothea Puente house. Do you know what that is?

2:03.4

I do not. That's because you don't listen to my other podcast. No I do not. So I covered this

2:09.2

actually in a recent episode and it is this woman who had borders in her boarding house and she

2:16.3

murdered them. Jesus. In like the 70s I believe. Okay. Or perhaps 80s. And I covered this a few

2:22.5

weeks ago and Jordan sent this email saying I was on a zoom call for my class at Sacramento State

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