76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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We've got new merch!! Head over to bit.ly/beachtoosandymerch for a "Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Loser" pin, a "Baron of Cream" shirt or a Beach Too Sandy decal! If you've ever eaten calamari at a bowling alley, this episode isn't for you. Because the lit fairy godmothers Malex and Mristine are judging you. But don't worry, Malex gets what's coming to him when he embarrasses himself by being unable to say "early bird menu" properly. So at least listen to that struggle.

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written
0:08.4	by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	All right ready fired up. Yeah because we got some exciting news. We have new
0:40.3	merch and dice online. It's amazing. It's I'm so excited. Yeah. Like it was
0:46.3	designed by professionals and it has inside shows. What are you implying about my
0:50.8	design skills excuse me? I'm implying that they are very unprofessional. Okay true.
0:55.0	No, we have new designs and they're super cool. We have a new we're working with
0:59.0	the FTBA who's like a company that I love that represents a lot of other
1:02.7	podcasts I listen to. We have a pin that says lunatic left wing liberal loser and
1:06.8	it's like on a like a coffee cup so it looks kind of like where at Starbucks.
1:10.8	Yep. As you know your average quadruple else and there's a barren of
1:14.4	cream shirt that has like a donut kind of design on it. Don't it crown. Don't
1:18.4	it crown. Yeah and then there's a sticker like a decal which people have
1:22.0	wanted forever for their laptops water bottles. Yep. I'm so excited and we have
1:26.7	some more designs that are going to be coming out soon. Yes. Oh my god. I'm so
1:30.0	excited. So if you want to go check out our new merch store go to bit.ly slash
1:36.6	beach two sandy merch. Yeah. All lowercase. Yeah. I'm so excited. Our other
1:43.6	news is that we did pick a winner for the Animal Crossing contest. And not just
1:48.4	that. We picked two A winners. We picked two winners. We ended up picking two
1:52.5	winners. So we have two more friends on Animal Crossing on Nanarbe and
1:57.6	Lemonland. Yeah. So we gave them we got them their copies of their of the game
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