Between Furbies and Becoming Stars
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to our first episode of Middle Children with Jessie Jolles and Fat Carrie Bradshaw AKA Chris Burns. We start off the chat with, “What does being a middle child even feel like?” All our middle children out here can relate… Jessie blows the lid off Home Alone and really wanted a Furby. Chris shoved his finger in the car cigarette lighter… We gotta give middle child of the week to Anne Hathaway, congrats Anne! Embarrassing? Yes we are.
Hilarious moments of being neither your parents first or their favorite!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children |
| 0:03.4 | Not Feudis not the old is not the youngest. |
| 0:09.6 | Something else entirely |
| 0:12.1 | Hey Hey Hey Something else entirely. Hey, hey, it's us the middle children. |
| 0:17.0 | Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. |
| 0:25.0 | The middle children! |
| 0:30.0 | Hi, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Fat Carrie Bradshaw, |
| 0:34.0 | and this is middle children. |
| 0:41.0 | Beautiful, I lost my breath. |
| 0:43.0 | I feel like we actually hit the same exact note. |
| 0:46.0 | Like an octave apart. |
| 0:48.0 | And it, to me, felt like perfect pitch. |
| 0:51.0 | It worked. |
| 0:52.0 | Some might say. And some of you might be going, are my ears bleeding or just really hot? And the answer is probably both. Probably both, but they're working and you're hearing two middle children coming at |
| 1:04.2 | you presenting the first and only podcast about about people like us right out |
| 1:12.1 | outlaws outliers outliers like us, right? Outlaws. Outliers. Outliers is the word. Outlaws would imply that we weren't constantly in fear of the law. |
| 1:22.4 | Some might say I've never shoplifted because I'm scared. |
| 1:25.6 | Yes and others would say you've had many run-ins with the cops. |
| 1:28.7 | Well I have had some run-ins with the police I suppose that is true. |
| 1:32.3 | But it's more a friendship run in. Yeah, I mean I've never been knock on wood |
| 1:36.3 | arrested. Yes. Okay. And we can all knock on wood for that. And so when I do get arrested. Yes, I'm ready. Yes you are. I think I'm prepared. I'm ready as well. |
| 1:46.5 | Lose little weight. Do it Teresa, Judich. Oh my God. I really just focus on my bard. Yes, that's what I want to do. I want to |
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