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Middle Children

Between Throwing Darts in the Dark and Making Out with Strangers

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Calling all you Middle Children stuck at home, we have some stories and humor to make this week a little more bearable. Being a Middle Child prepared us for sheltering in place. Quarantine routines, online dating (pandemic standards), embarrassing stories galore. Middle Child of the day goes to Katy Perry!!!

Your weekly dose of hilarity releasing every Monday!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.

0:03.4

Hey, hey, hey, it's us.

0:05.4

The middle children.

0:06.7

Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the youngest,

0:10.1

something else entirely.

0:13.0

Hey, hey, it's the middle children.

0:17.0

Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.

0:25.0

The middle children.

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis.

0:32.0

And I'm Chris Jollis.

0:32.6

And I'm Chris Burns, and this is Middle Children. I can never get a good breath. It's the anticipation. Well, yeah, you got nervous. It's okay. Well, thank you. It's been a while and also it's been a while. Do know what I'm saying this is our first time

0:55.5

chatting since well this is our first time recording chatting since the

0:59.8

quarantine if you will the quarantine we are coming at you from the quarantine oh my god live

1:05.4

together no we can't be how could we be social distance we're socially

1:09.3

responsible that's right and that's the thing and boy did this hit us hard and by us I mean America and really everywhere but yeah how are you how are you doing in a way

1:20.8

Being a middle child prepared me for quarantine because I was put in time out all the

1:25.3

fucking time. Me too all the time. Like I lived in quarantine that's why I feel so

1:30.2

familiar. Yesterday was the hardest day,

1:34.5

and did I profusely cry from a Hallmark movie

1:39.2

about a country singer who leaves his wife at the altar and then comes back when he finds out he has a

1:44.6

child and then leaves again and then comes back a third time and she doesn't even

1:48.9

bad and I yes I was sobbing.

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