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Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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The new Middle Children podcast with Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw debuts March 30th, 2020!!

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:03.5	Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:07.0	Not the old ends, not the youngest, something else entirely.
0:13.0	Hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.0	The middle children!
0:30.0	Hi, I'm Jesse Jollis, and I'm Fat Carrie Bradshaw and you're hearing two middle children coming at you.
0:36.8	The middle child literally you don't have to say anything and they're like I'll prove my worth to you.
0:40.4	A hundred percent. And you know when you tell someone you're a middle child, for me at least everyone is always like,
0:46.0	makes sense.
0:47.0	Yeah, I know.
0:50.0	But what is being a middle child to you, Chris?
0:52.0	I don't want to be dramatic, but please be.
0:53.9	The first word that comes to mind, I would say,
0:55.7	forgotten, desperate, pathetic.
0:59.1	Here's the thing, Home Alone, this is the problem.
1:02.3	McCully Culkin in that movie is the youngest child.
1:05.1	I mean, you would never forget the youngest, the middle, the plot would work.
1:09.7	A middle child, especially out of like 87.
1:12.1	And it's five kids, right? Five kids. Five kids. The middle child, especially out of like 87. And it's five kids, five kids.
1:14.3	The middle child of five, you're going to tell me anybody remembered that,
1:17.2	bitch?
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