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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Best Time to Break Up

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Da-da-da. Hey, congrats to 909, who says I'm currently on a streak of 217 days of taking 10,000 steps a day. 8,500 steps is nothing. That's incredible. Good for you. You must be getting all them virtual medals on your smart watch or whatever. I always feel excited when I go to Disneyland because I'm like, all right, what's the count? Ah, 25,000 steps. Yeah, that always throws off the number. You do a theme park day and you look like you're a superhero.

0:54.5

Yeah, and it's like, whoa, look at you go. Just looking for your car at the end. You're like, you don't know I'm mainlining churros on the side. Yeah, the watch is not monitoring what I'm putting in. I've canceled all this out. Yeah, that's me just walking around from snack stand to snack stand, all right? But, hey, Blind Charlie, where are you this morning?

1:11.5

A lot of people have said that they've seen you out and about.

1:14.7

I'm out in front of Randy's Donuts today. You're at the, in Inglewood? Yeah. Wrong day, dude. Yeah, we're going there tomorrow. I'm going to be there tomorrow, too, but I can't be out here in the morning, shaking a sign while you guys are on the air tomorrow because tomorrow's Thursday, but I'll be here at 12 to 2.

1:40.3

Okay, great. Blind Charlie is out and about, helping to spread the word about the show, and you're doing that just because you're a fan. You don't get paid for this.

1:43.7

You're just bored and you appreciate letting people know about us.

1:47.2

And I think that you've brought a lot of new listeners into Klein Alley Show on K.Rock.

1:45.1

So thank you blind charlie oh i hope so well i got

1:50.8

hit up twice once for no doubt tickets this morning and uh i met regina the librarian and her mom norma

1:57.9

and uh she kept saying glazed for johnny and i was just like, are you talking to me? And she's like, yeah, glazed for Johnny. And I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, isn't that the phrase that pays? I want Green Day tickets. So I have no idea what's going on, but I'm out here. All right, great. So people think that Blind Charlie has tickets to no doubt in Green Day?

2:19.4

That's so funny.

2:35.6

Glazed for Johnny? That's right. Glazed for Johnny. That's right. Just keep saying stuff when you see Blind Charlie. Any phrase is the phrase that pays. Because Blind Charlie, as you know, is a billionaire, so he'll probably just pay you if you yell a phrase at him. Yeah, I think people think that they can just ask Blind Charlie for anything and it'll happen because you're a nice guy, Charlie.

2:34.4

Hey, Charlie, thanks. Thanks for doing what you do. And if you yell a phrase at him. Yeah, I think people think that they can just ask Blind Charlie for anything and it'll happen because you're a nice guy, Charlie.

2:35.7

Hey, Charlie, thanks.

2:36.6

Thanks for doing what you do.

2:37.6

And if you're driving around and you'd like to see Blind Charlie, it's really exciting when you see him standing there. You go, where's Waldo holding the sign promoting Klein Alley show? He's there by the Randy Singlewood, which will be at tomorrow between noon and two, giving out free donuts.

2:49.4

All right, Blind Charlie.

2:50.4

We'll see you tomorrow.

2:52.0

You betcha, man.

2:53.1

All right.

2:53.6

Stay on the sidewalk.

2:54.4

It's a busy interview. be at tomorrow between noon and two giving out free donuts. All right, Blind Charlie. We'll see you tomorrow.

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