New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K.R.

Oh, yeah, good morning.

Welcome to a brand new hour of K Rock.

We kick things off by getting you tickets to My Chemical Romance. Sold Out shows Hollywood Bowl in October, but you're as good as in if you are caller 20 right now at 800-520-1067, as we welcome you to a bonus hour on Klein Alley Show. Here we are together again for another 60 minutes. Let's make it counts and get you into that show, and then we'll get you into the just announced a little special event happening with Smashing Pumpkins, a funeral that you'll be invited to if you agree to wear black, and we'll have your access to that coming up later this hour as well. I hope they have yummy finger sandwiches.

It was a funeral. That's why a lot of people just put up with the whole speeches and the crying stuff just to get to the little finger sandwiches. They're so good. It's a great way to grieve. I told you I was at that funeral and no one wanted to crack the seal on the food because everyone felt bad eating when you're supposed to be grieving. and I went over there as a hero

and I decided to start eating the food.

I will be the pigs. You were grieving. Follow the pig nose. As soon as I grieved and did my grieve eating, other people started joining in. No one to be the first. One of the last funerals I went to, the guy who died was a chef. So everyone knew it was their duty to eat their faces. In his honor. Yeah, it's a tribute right there. I was like, I have to stuff my face. I want people to leave my funeral and go, I don't really remember that guy being that interesting at all, but man of my full. Would you just do pizza or would you do? I would do a mix of everything.

What the hell do I care?

If there's any money there, it's not my debt anymore.

Make sure there's pie wine so we can get nice drunk.

Yeah, that's going to be buried with me.

Bered with me.

Let's say, hey, good morning.

The last cans of pie wine will be buried.

And congratulations to, from Seamy Valley.

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