Anti-Gravity Packages, Burger Bibs & Porch Pirates (FULL SHOW 5/12)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Vanessa is being porch pirated. She's had her Tiktok Shop 'girl buys' stolen two days in a row from her gated apartment complex. Can we solve the crime and recover her hair gummies? Or should we put together a baitbox to end all baitboxes? We did another Menu Redo today where a restaurant pledged to add one of our original ideas to their menu. The owner of Burger 3000 heard our ideas today which included an anti-gravity burger, a Breakfast-for-Dinner Burger, and Burger Bibs so you never spill your burger on your shirt again. Which one did he pick? We heard a new Old People Secret, this time from a woman named Kathleen who's kids are definitely not conning her into signing an amended will. Plus Clickbait, Johnny Doesn't Know perpendicular lines & more!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.2	Are you ready?
0:34.2	Hello, Klein and Ellie, you little bitch.
0:37.4	Clan and Ellie, it's just okay.
0:40.8	Just don't like things about you, too much.
0:43.7	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.6	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.0	Meet about Clare and Alley Show.
0:49.6	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.7	The show started.
0:54.1	The show started. The show started.
0:55.3	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.8	Three, two, one.
1:01.0	And here we go.
1:03.6	It's Klein Elie Show.
1:04.6	Low 6.7, KROQFM and H.D. Pasadena.
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