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Distractible

Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)

Distractible

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.927.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0

From mistaken vernacular to outright derailing episodes.

0:05.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:07.1

It's time for best of unfair, part one.

0:12.7

So you like the writing down the rules.

0:15.0

Is there anything we want to rip out?

0:17.2

Um, do we want to rip out the subreddit appeal thing?

0:20.3

Because I feel like that's been a mess.

0:21.9

Yeah, we didn't use it.

0:23.2

It doesn't make sense.

0:24.5

I don't even know if we should have an unfairness clause.

0:27.2

Shall I just write down, remove all unfairness clauses?

0:31.5

We could do something where, you know, if someone declares something is unfair, something's done on the spot, but I don't know

0:38.2

what that would be.

0:39.6

An immediate wheel.

0:42.1

Another wheel spin.

0:43.2

One more wheel.

0:44.0

The wheel of fairness.

0:45.6

If one of us declares something is unfair, we spin a wheel where either we win the

0:50.4

appeal or we're forced to host a one man show.

0:53.0

It's a risky claim. No, no. It's got to be something with like trial by combat, you know, is this unfair? Let God decide. What if it's just a coin flip? Heads for fair, tails for unfair. What if it's a really heavily stacked against it being unfair coin flip? Like you can declare it's unfair, but it's a nine to one chance.

1:11.2

It's going to be fair. Do you have to win three coin flips in a row for it to be fair? I like that. Then we just, then we just have a wheel of fairness. Nah, the coin flip is cool. Okay, coin flips. If you win three coin flips in a row, it was unfair and you are justified. That is fate saying, That's the universe taking your side.

1:28.6

Yeah, and you can only do that once.

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