Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
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🗓️ 16 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | From being paved to incandescent. |
| 0:03.0 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:06.0 | It's time for best of pissed off, part one. |
| 0:12.0 | I can't think of anything that relates to like sunscreen lotion and tissues. |
| 0:16.0 | No, it's right there. It's right there. |
| 0:18.0 | Uh, if I had a one word clue, it would probably be seasonal. I feel like this is a thing I just either have never heard of or don't use. This is where I'm at right now. I'd be shocked. You've, yeah, you've heard of this. You've heard of it. You've probably seen it used more recently than you think. Chapstick? It is. And I put some on while you were doing it How the actual fuck is chapstick related to lotion or sunscreen? |
| 0:41.3 | Those are liquids! |
| 0:42.3 | Well, I could see it being related to that. |
| 0:46.3 | Also, how was that not a container full of chapstick? |
| 0:50.3 | You completely got me off of anything that was like lotion or deodorant or chapsic |
| 0:55.0 | But you said it wasn't a plastic container filled with something? |
| 0:59.2 | Did he ask that question? |
| 1:00.3 | Yes! |
| 1:00.9 | I asked if it was a container and his answer was, oh, not really. |
| 1:04.9 | I don't think of it like that. |
| 1:06.2 | No, the primary part of it is not a container. |
| 1:09.0 | The primary part of chapsic is the chapstick. |
| 1:28.2 | It is a container filled with a material. We've all, I don't know. I went through it. Mark and I went through it. We did the best we could with that, man. I didn't hear that question. I didn't hear that one. Also, I get you on the wet one, but I'm going to go ahead and say the bodily ablution one was also a bad answer. |
| 1:44.7 | You use that at any point in time, primarily in public, because usually it's when you're outside. You don't use that during a bodily ablution. That depends. I use it when my lips are chapped. I don't use it as a preventative. I use it after my lips are chapped. You don't keep it. Also, I'm just going to say, you probably don't keep it in the bathroom. |
| 1:47.9 | Probably don't even specifically keep it in the kitchen as much don't keep it. Also, I'm just going to say, you probably don't keep it in the bathroom. Probably don't even specifically keep it in the kitchen |
| 1:46.9 | as much as you keep it. That's why I was saying that one was. You keep it wherever you keep your keys, which is for a lot of people, the entryway or the mud room. I keep chapstick in our medicine cabinets. So like our medicine cabinet in the bathroom, I've got chapstick in the kitchen. |
| 2:00.4 | We've got chapstick. |
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