Wade's One Man Show

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Warning. This episode contains harsh noises that may be unsettling to those with sensitive hearing.
0:06.5	And wait. Listener discretion is advised.
0:10.0	Baa Baa Baa Baa Baud. That is all.
0:14.0	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.
0:20.0	This episode,
0:21.8	The coming Bob and mundane Mark put their pal through his paces,
0:25.9	bringing white smiles to his brother's faces.
0:28.7	As worldly way takes on the trials,
0:30.9	rating strange unrighteous sounds,
0:33.1	chewing small nuts and identifying cats,
0:35.8	tonguing foam and surviving abject oral torture.
0:39.4	From Spittle Cam to Sautay Stand Up, Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:43.3	It's time for Wades, One Man's Show.
0:50.4	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
1:00.5	Come with me and you'll be in a world of bald imagination.
1:09.3	Take a look and you'll see your reflection.
1:17.6	If you want to view Paradise,
1:20.6	simply look around and view it.
1:23.6	Sub-reddit, defend me.
1:25.6	Do it!
1:26.6	Wanna rig the game?
1:28.3	There's nothing to it.
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