Make Wade Do It

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable, this episode.
0:08.0	Wagling Lunk Wade cuts to chit-chat and calls for pep talks to keep him on track.
0:14.1	Brazen Barb resolves to wander, has escalator flashbacks, redecates Wade's, and bans games.
0:21.6	Movie maker Mark cuts jizz, shows off his bucket, give stick and suggest rockets.
0:27.6	From witness protection to Wade's mighty meat.
0:31.6	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha's.
0:34.6	It's time for...
0:36.6	Make Wade do it
0:39.3	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show
0:50.3	Hello everyone and welcome back to distractible
0:53.3	I was gonna say welcome to 2026 but I guess I'm an episode behind on that one. So, whoops. We're deep in there now. Yeah, we're already deep into 2026. It's already basically over. Joined as always by my co-host, Mark and Bob. Hi, guys. Hello. Hello. I hope the editors are putting like that, that like undercover, what is sequestered man?
1:14.4	What is it fucking called?
1:15.8	The dude in the black, the guy, the, the, the, the, like, witness protection?
1:21.1	Witness protection.
1:22.0	Yeah.
1:23.0	I hope they.
1:23.9	Yeah, the dude and the guy.
1:24.9	Yeah, I got you.
1:25.5	The sequestered man.
1:26.9	The ghost of a fucking god and the guy. Yeah, I got you. The sequestered man.
1:28.2	That goes,
1:29.3	I fucking... Shut up.
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