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🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 132 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard. |
| 0:22.2 | And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Just like podcasts, there are tons of H-FAC companies out there, but Standard is the standard. |
| 0:22.1 | And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. |
| 0:24.8 | It's been colder than balls of Minnesota and only getting colder. |
| 0:27.7 | Book appointments at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | That's standardheating.com. |
| 0:31.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:33.7 | Stupid news on the half-assed morning show. |
| 0:38.4 | Music Stupid news on the half-assed morning show. Oh, yeah. |
| 0:46.3 | Jeez. |
| 0:48.4 | All right, we're back. |
| 0:52.9 | About ready to cut loose with the stupid news. |
| 0:55.3 | First, I wanted to roll through a couple of text messages that have come our way. 651-989-93-93 of the Luther Bloomington Kia text line. We call it. |
| 1:03.2 | You can reach us damn near any time. We were talking about, oh, Christmas traditions, Christmas |
| 1:09.7 | trends that might be falling by the wayside in the last few years. |
| 1:16.0 | One of them being writing the obnoxious, self-serving family Christmas letter and sending it out to everyone you know so you can brag about what a gorgeous life that you and your family lead. |
| 1:29.8 | Got a text message from a listener who says, |
| 1:33.2 | my nut job sister would always write a Christmas letter to send out to everybody. |
| 1:39.3 | And each year, she would write it in the perspective of one of her pets. |
| 1:47.3 | I've heard about that. |
| 1:48.9 | I love that. |
| 1:50.3 | I love that. |
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