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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 157 minutes

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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0:00.0	Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard.
0:22.2	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Just like podcasts, there are tons of H-FAC companies out there, but Standard is the standard.
0:22.1	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late.
0:24.8	It's been colder than balls of Minnesota and only getting colder.
0:27.7	Book appointments at standardheating.com.
0:30.0	That's standardheating.com.
0:31.8	Enjoy the show.
0:32.4	The 93x-happed morning show.
0:36.2	903. Fair. 93x half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:38.3	Fair.
0:38.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just getting settled in here.
0:54.4	Trying to get things lined up proper for our Tuesday program.
1:00.5	Welcome, everyone, to the 93x Halfass Morning Show.
1:05.4	Oh, we got a little bit of this and that in the works today.
1:08.1	We'll jaw jack with Dr. James Parnell later on this morning.
1:14.0	What would you say, Cubby, 820? Right around there, yep.
1:16.9	We'll jaw jack with Dr. James Parnell, otherwise known as Dr. P. Jesus, old-ass friend of the radio show.
1:27.3	Long time. Long time.
1:28.3	Long time.
1:29.0	We've known the man.
1:30.2	Despite the fact that he's the doctor,
1:31.9	or over the years, I've diagnosed him as having family fatigue after holidays.
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