Best of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode, A Distractable, is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet.
0:04.5	Okay.
0:05.9	How do you guys know when someone's really your friend?
0:09.4	I don't know.
0:11.5	I don't know.
0:14.3	But I do know that T-Mobile 5G home internet's got your back with their fast speeds, easy 15-minute setup, a price for any budget, and five-year price guarantee. Visit T-Mobile.com slash home internet to check availability. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G internet data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5D internet data exclusions like taxes and fees apply. Service delivered viaD networks Spees very due to factor affecting cellular networks guarantee exclusions details at team mobile.com
0:42.1	slash home internet.
0:43.4	Hence again we return to mirth most flighty delving deep in the vault most mighty.
0:49.9	It's time for best of Mark, part one.
0:55.4	Oh, the bar!
1:01.0	Mark is in a nuclear test range.
1:03.6	Hey, if we do another ad bit with meteors or, like, explosions, you've got it.
1:07.6	Hey, I ordered a new mattress.
1:08.9	Ding dong.
1:09.7	Oh.
1:10.0	Oh.
1:28.3	Oh. Oh. So we have an idiot, a sleep-deprived guy, and a sick guy doing a podcast episode today, and this is what you get. Uh, a bomb! Buh! Bha! Ha!
1:29.3	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:32.3	It's like when you give toddlers technology and they make their first video and it's like
1:38.3	really shitty and they look at it embarrassed 20 years later like what was I thinking?
1:42.3	Mark is either gone or sitting very still hello he's
1:46.5	thinking hello hello let's try a simple one mark how many fingers hello oh wait I know how to fix this
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