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Verily we return to the vault.

Up to the plate comes a bodacious man with a brilliant plan.

It's time for Best of Bob, part one.

Dear Penthouse, Ford, I can't believe it happened to me.

The farmer showed up, and I know what he's up to.

He's feeding me the good shit, and I know what that means.

This is my last day on this planet unless I do something about it.

Somehow, I escape from my pen, and I find the keys to a tractor, so I climb up in the tractor, and I'm going to run the farmer over.

For some reason, my girlfriend's there.

She's just a stack of hay.

What the fuck?

I try and run the farmer down, but he dodges it.

I crash into the barn. A lantern spills onto the ground. The oil goes everywhere. Boom! Flames! Fire! I fall out of the tractor. There's no way out. I watch as a huge timber-frame thing falls down from the farm's rafters onto the farmer. He's dead. But so am I. I lay there, inhaling smoke, knowing what's going to happen. And I'm back in the museum. I'm what the fuck. God, I hate this disease. All right, let's continue, shall we?

I'm caught between these two, but I think I'm going to go with this one.

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