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distractible this episode behold and bob calls cod raiding, then ranks fun science facts.

Microbial Mark mourns man's best friend, poor Henry, mentions moonbows, questions wetness,

a metallic Camelopadarles.

Whitening Wade upgrades his peen, blows away bushwhackers, seize glory holes, and fears Zeus's bolts.

From humbling heaviness to cosmic latte.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for Bob's top five.

Number two will shock you.

Now sit back. I and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to your guinea pig's third favorite podcast.

That's right, you're watching Distractable. And if you're listening,

this intro is not for you. Because we all know that you're the, you're the real heroes here.

Hey listeners, how you doing? Thanks so much for listening. I really appreciate you. I'm your host for this

episode. My name is Bob. I've done this before, even though it, from my performance,

you might question whether that's true. I have. I promise I have. I have won previous episodes.

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