4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Originally Aired June 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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0:00.0 | Hey, podcast, pals. |
0:01.1 | Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
0:05.5 | Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now. |
0:11.5 | That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating. |
0:13.9 | I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best. |
0:20.1 | Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family, not just another name on the list. |
0:24.5 | That's standard. |
0:25.4 | Check out standardheating.com and tell them Dana sent you. |
0:28.9 | Have asked morning show. |
0:30.6 | They are in an alternate reality than ours. |
0:32.7 | They are in that rock and roll rock reality. |
0:35.1 | They surround themselves with these professional dickheads and i'm not even |
0:39.4 | really sure if they're aware you know i don't think they're aware of how much they suck |
0:43.6 | 93x rocks actually had to dump this on me okay the grossest but most adorable i disagree with that |
0:52.8 | part couple habits and we we probably all know a couple or two but most adorable. I disagree with that part. Couple habits. |
0:55.7 | And we probably all know a couple or two who are just, |
1:00.1 | they're just too comfortable. |
1:04.9 | They're too comfortable. |
1:06.3 | In my opinion, you still got to keep some of what every human does, bodily functions and such. |
1:15.8 | Sure, we all do it. |
1:17.8 | You still got to keep that away. |
1:20.1 | That still has to be a private thing. |
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