WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 27, 2025: Don't pass out with your mouth open. Pull my finger. Everything you wanna know about sacrificing things to the lake gods.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.4	The 93Xer. Your Your day of
0:43.3	Your day of cuckold glory is here, my sire.
0:46.5	Today's the day.
0:48.9	Welcome to the half-ass morning show.
0:52.0	All hail the cuck king.
0:53.4	All hail!
0:57.2	You know, I have some support today.
0:59.0	Tonight, my king.
1:00.2	Tonight, hear ye.
1:01.8	Yes.
1:02.4	I have a cuckold jester who's going to join me, bringing a face-mounted sex toy to do some stuff in front of me that I have to watch,
1:13.6	I guess.
1:14.0	That's kind of the thought of this cuck hole deal.
	...

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