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I'm going to go ahead and call this one of the worst things that's ever happened.

Of all the things that have ever happened, consider that for a minute.

Of all the things that have ever happened since the dawn of time, I'm going to put this

incident in the top 10 worst ever.

And I believe that this is a kind of thing that should earn someone else. I'm going to put this incident in the top 10 worst ever.

And I believe that this is the kind of thing that should earn someone a life sentence in prison.

You go ahead and tell me if you agree with me on my first statement,

where I'm putting this in the top 10 worst things that have ever happened since the dawn of time.

Tell me if you agree with that or not.

And then also you can give me your thoughts on whether this should earn someone a life sentence in prison. A woman in Pennsylvania with the name of Christina. Oh, there she was, Josh.

She was driving, driving a motor vehicle, don't you know? But some kind of a traffic jam happened

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