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Best of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)

Distractible

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.926.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat himself, Wade. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode, A Distractable, is presented by T-Mobile 5G Home Internet.

0:04.5

Okay.

0:05.9

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0:09.4

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0:11.5

I don't know.

0:14.3

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0:41.4

tmobile.com slash home internet back through the thoughts we hunt for wondrous escapades

0:46.9

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's time for best of wade part one and I'm bogged

0:56.0

I don't know why I did that

1:01.3

oh my god

1:05.7

is that guru Stefan

1:07.1

guru and Harold's bald cousin

1:09.4

I don't know what happened to be there I was was possessed. I'm haunted. Man, get ready for that to be quoted for a very long time. I'm bald. I want to make that a notification sound on my phone. What was your title, Wade? Rock, rock a, rockabaiai Bobby. Oh, that sounds sweet. That sounds calming.

1:28.4

Yeah.

1:28.7

Already that sounds calmer than what Mark had going on.

1:31.1

Well, so my thought process is, is if you're an infant, like, what are you going to really

1:37.1

remember from this talk other than maybe like some sing-songy little lullaby?

1:41.9

So I wrote you a little lullaby.

1:43.4

Oh, beautiful.

1:47.6

Oh, wow. That hopefully will stick with you for life.

1:51.7

Oh, okay. All right, so I'm just going to sing it to you. You ready for some cringe,

1:53.2

everyone out there? Oh, do it.

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