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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - July 12-16

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

We love living in Florida, and one of the only drawbacks are mosquitoes.

0:04.4

Not a fan.

0:05.2

Yeah, yeah.

0:06.4

Every day my sons go out and play in the yard because the weather's so nice.

0:10.2

I don't have to worry about mosquitoes like I did before.

0:12.9

I got the mosquito neck system.

0:14.5

And basically the system is like a big drum of this perfectly fine, like mosquito repellent.

0:20.5

It, like like dissipates

0:21.9

perfectly fine

0:24.7

damn it's perfectly fine

0:28.6

what is what's in that

0:30.7

what is this a robot

0:31.5

it's tort it's perfectly fine

0:33.4

you know

0:35.4

no leave it

0:36.9

no we're leaving it I'm perfectly fine are we leaving it then I nominate this for next year's awards this is in the nominees for next year's awards I mean is that is that dangerous because you didn't say anything bad and it is perfectly fine but I just when people say that I'm like oh yeah really is it really well I don't know why I said it. Why did you say perfectly by? Because I was trying to describe the fact that it dissipates in 10 seconds. It's not harmful. It's not a harmful chemical or anything. It's like a hundred times less harmful than off that you would spray and their kids. Well, you could have said that, but you didn't say that. I don't know that. Well, I don't know that for a fact. But I know that it's totally safe. Listen, my wife. Is it totally safe or is it perfectly fine? Both! Anyway, it sprays, no mosquitoes. And it does automatically. I don't think about it and I just go in gosh. You hear that? I have corona. Oh, my God. Can you smell it? Perfectly fine. I can't smell anything. But I feel perfectly fine. And Daniel's got the portable system. And I can attest it is also perfectly fine. Don't beat me up, dude. It's mosquito next. Perfectly fine.

1:46.6

Welcome back to our corporate time and Tom and Dan.

1:48.3

I'm Tom.

1:48.8

I am.

1:49.8

Dan, we have a limited time, so let's jump into our next guest, Mr. Van.

1:53.6

Yep.

1:54.0

On the line with us right now, we got Skyler and Emily from True Leave.

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