630 - Seth's Irish Rose
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2021
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
Today’s show is far too f’n funny to even possibly explain. It was “old school” from jump. I mean…FROM JUMP. Let’s go!!!
On this week’s show:
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* Shane from Gabriella plants
* Seth's dad was in a barbershop quartet
* Wild Irish Rose
* Seth's insurance fraud story
* Suck my dick, I'm in a G-hole
* Proposal stories
* Seagull hit a girl on an amusement ride
* Weird restaurant habits
* Landscape mode
* Butler's covered truck
* Publix butcher
* Propane tank hammer
* We have our feet and we can see our children
* Quigley Down Under
* Fantasy Football Trophy
* Stinkhorn mushrooms
* Intertwined with my crabgrass
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by. At Home Floor Store. Why did you say it like that? Because we just played your brand new country Western. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plain close. I got to talk to you about that on the show. It makes me look a little creepy. Hey, be careful what you share. At Homefloorstore.com. if you're looking for flooring, |
| 0:23.6 | Daniel and I got our... a little creepy. Hey, be careful what you share. At home floor store.com. |
| 0:22.1 | If you're looking for flooring, Daniel and I got our entire house redone by at home floor store. |
| 0:27.8 | Daniel got that luxury vinyl plant. |
| 0:29.4 | I needed it. |
| 0:30.1 | You were clowning my apartment carpet that had little dog peepee all over it. |
| 0:34.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:34.8 | I had the highest concentration of little dog people. |
| 0:37.4 | My carpets were just bright little dog vitamin yellow. Yep. And at home came in with the luxury vinyl planking. They also kept the soft spaces in our bedrooms. I kept a really nice high-quality carpet in there. Yeah. I know you had to one up me and get one pile higher than my carpet. My carpet saw. Tom's carpet, like, legitimately in the, in the boys' playroom. I had to lay on it. Super pile. It's like a match. Yeah, it's super pile. Oh, that's my wrestling name, by the way. Also, that luxury vinyl plank, they can lay over your existing floor. It's exactly what they did in my house. It speeds it up. It makes it cleaner. And, you know, it's just an easier process. And I got that basically tile that looks like wood plank. It's great. We love it. Super durable. It looks amazing. It'll last forever. And they save you money because they don't have a giant showroom that they have to spend money on that showroom and all that expenses. |
| 1:31.3 | Justin and all of his guys will bring it to you. |
| 1:33.4 | Yep. |
| 1:33.7 | And they're at-home floor store van. |
| 1:35.4 | Yep. |
| 1:35.6 | They'll leave you samples so you could put on your floor and walk by for that week. |
| 1:40.5 | Again, I think people like this. |
| 1:42.2 | I know I like this, but I'll just, I'll say this. |
| 1:44.6 | We did a lot of email, and I love that. |
| 1:46.6 | Like, oh, I've got this in a different shade. Here's a picture. You know, like, it was a lot of, like, at my convenience via email. And then I really think we only met with Justin maybe twice. And then the installers. That was it? Oh, their installers are great. |
| 1:59.0 | If you're looking for flooring, at homefloor store.com. |
| 2:02.6 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solar. That was it? Oh, their installers are great. If you're looking for flooring, at home floor store.com. |
| 2:02.5 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. |
| 2:06.8 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
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