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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

629 - Florida Trash Thanos

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, gang! 

Let’s get these notes out of the way and all enjoy a big, fat, weekend…what do you say? So today was a blast - you got Ross on news - you for a tight 2 hours and I got a little too high in segment 3. No harm/no foul…or at least that’s what I’m telling myself. 🤣 Have a safe and wonderful weekend and we’ll see you back here LIVE on Tuesday. - d

On this week’s show:

* Tom's trip to the airport

* Tom is king of trash mountain

* Sir Cum 

* Hard on the hospice

* Peepee barn 

* Griftin Jess got a boat 

* Pitbull ticket machine

* You're mad at the truth!

* Full Franklin freakout 

* Different countries are so different

* World's deepest pool in Dubai 

* Offensive bug names 

* Pro-punch nazis

* Mosquito trucks

* Porno theaters and peep shows

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you remember the song Cream by Prince?

0:04.1

Yes, I do.

0:05.9

Cream. Get on top.

0:08.8

Cream.

0:10.0

Shabugi Bop.

0:12.9

What are that?

0:13.7

It rhymes with streamline.

0:15.0

That's it.

0:16.2

The Streamline made me think of Cream by Prince.

0:18.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:19.4

The highly sexually suggested song.

0:22.7

And I'm sure Brian appreciates me putting this in his ad.

0:26.2

Here's the thing.

0:27.5

We just have to tell you if you're looking to refi or you're looking for a mortgage,

0:33.5

streamline mortgage solution is the company you'd use because literally hundreds of BDMs now have you used them?

0:40.4

That's why I feel comfortable talking about prints. I don't feel like they need me to, I think they know, right?

0:46.4

Because other BDMs are saying like we've used them, I've used them three times. You've used them three times, I think.

0:51.9

Twice. Twice. I, and it's, I refied to a 15-year mortgage.

0:57.9

I took my mortgage insurance off.

1:00.5

And here's the easy part.

1:02.4

If you just call them, streamlineflora.com.

1:05.1

Don't call creamline.

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