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BEST OF 2023: The "Benefits" Of Slavery

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh man, the Posadas are coming.

0:03.0

Aren't you happy?

0:04.0

Yes, but I have to organize everything, and it's a lot of work.

0:07.0

Let's go to North Gate Market.

0:09.0

Look, some Tamiles a piñata and a spiked ponche.

0:11.0

And for the family, Posada?

0:12.0

North Kite market, green and red posh,

0:14.4

and pureado in a lot of tamales.

0:16.2

Really?

0:17.2

And for the work, posada?

0:18.2

North gate market as well, we'll buy some Rumpope, ponche,

0:20.8

pan dulse, and moreuels in happy Posadas.

0:23.2

Are you sure we can find everything at Northgate Market?

0:25.7

Yeah, I'm sure.

0:27.4

Northgate-Gonsales Market, every visit has a story. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update digging holes just when you think

0:45.4

Ron DeSantis can't dig a bigger one he calls in a Panama Canal-sized backhoe and just

0:50.9

goes deeper. Ron by the way is the governor of arguably the most

0:54.2

insane Madhatter state in America. This last week the Florida Board of

0:58.4

Education brought in a new curriculum on African American history and this new standard says that

1:05.6

black people benefited from slavery. Black people benefited from slavery, K, you mean like the Jews benefited from concentration

1:16.6

camps where they benefited by learning to concentrate?

1:20.9

So let us figure out how black people benefited from slavery. Are you guys ready?

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