I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update the Constitution the

leading document of the country the plan the rules you know the one written

by Jesus and blessed by Gandhi and

stolen by Nicholas Cage you know the right is always touting the Constitution

hey guys could we get some new gun laws to maybe stop all these kids in schools dying

nope can't do, it's in the Constitution.

Dude, you can't just say anything you want.

Yes, I can.

It is in the Constitution.

Free speech, bitch. Yeah, when it comes to their free speech, but not your free speech.

See, how can you see that this guy inciting an insurrection is free speech, but this book turns children into drag queens

when clearly this guy turns people into drag queens.

So for Christmas this year I got a copy of the Constitution you'd'd think that with all the smack I talked, I would have memorized it by now.

But nope, I can tell you the firing order of a small block Chevy

1-8436-572, but until recently didn't know what the 14th amendment really was.

Yeah, you don't need to because after you can say anything and you can shoot anything

who needs any more amendments? Am I right?

14th Amendment is the Republicans most hated amendment because

it gives people rights that can't be taken away.

And it was written because of slavery and the Civil War.

The 14th Amendment states very clearly that people can't be denied life, liberty, or property

without due process.

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