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Learn more at ASU online dot ASU. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Army getting update. Family values, right and wrong. How do you act in public? You know my whole life, it's been kind of a thing

that the people we elected were supposed to be better than we are.

Smarter, more diplomatic, and they worked for us.

Or at least they did their freaky stuff

on a tunnel under the White House.

Thanks, JFK.

Look, they used our taxes for important things like roads and bridges and social programs,

you know, government.

And in fact, when they did do something corrupt, evil, embarrassing, stupid, violent, or they lied,

they resigned, they left. Not anymore. We in America become a political reality television clown show where the bigger

douche bag you are the more douche bags will vote for you. This is Lauren

Bobbord, a five foot one firecracker of dumbass she's 36 she has four kids and is a grandma because

her 15 year old son got his girlfriend pregnant you know family values we've covered this abomination to democracy before. However, this week was frankly next level amazing.

Bobert has said she's all about integrity that. She's anti abortion and profamily values and she loves Broadway plays. This is video of her in the

audience in Colorado at a Road Company performance of Beetlejuice with a date because you know she's getting a divorce family values

she's vaping in the theater smoking during the show and when a pregnant woman

behind her asked her to stop she allegedly says says, suck it, fatty, allegedly. Family values. Then while she is

spas dancing during the play, the man she is on her first day with grabs her teat and gives her a breast

massage and she allows it family values.

In fact at one point she decides to reciprocate with a crotch massage for her bow.

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