BEST HITS: God Laughs At Depressed Televangelists

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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In this episode originally aired after the election in November of 2020, God and friends have a good laugh at the pain and suffering of televangelists in the wake of Donald Trump’s defeat. We debut two new segments, “What Would Jesus Do?” and “The Holy Spirit’s Social Media Roundup.” Kevin Kovid stops by to give an update. Finally, The God Squad reviews the Goddamn News. Opening and closing song: “Election Meme Rewind - HEY HEY, HA HA, HO HO ft. Kenneth Copeland, Paula White-Cain, and various acc” courtesy of Schmoyoho. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to The God Pod. This is God. Today, on The God Pod, we're going to take a look
0:20.2	back at one of our landmark best-hit episodes. And it's going to be fantastic, but first,
0:28.4	we're going to do a little intro to it. I'm here again with Moses Insane. What's up?
0:33.6	Hello. Hello. Hello. Nice to hear you trying. Yes, I'm trying to do my voice again.
0:46.0	Yeah, you want people to be more afraid, you know, when you do. Look, I just got relaxed and became
0:52.7	a little more chill, you know. A little too chill. So, yeah, this is another one of our best hits
1:01.5	episodes that the humans are going to listen to today. So, this is called God laughs at depressed
1:09.1	televangelists, featuring Shmo Yoho of Kimi Schmidt fame. Remember, they did the theme song for
1:16.6	Oh, right. For the unbreakable Kimi Schmidt. That's right. And they're hilarious. Their work is,
1:24.2	you know, Shmo Yoho, right, Satan? No, no. There you go. Shmoho, you know, wow, you're so old.
1:33.4	You're so out of the loop, Satan, geez, get with the times. But this is this is right after
1:39.4	the election results back in November. Remember November? Oh, I do know them. They did all the
1:45.8	we're going to find kids. How'd your wife? How'd your kids? How'd your husband? Yeah. Yeah. I got
1:54.2	a ha ha ho ho. Donald J. Trump. They can't beat my daddy. Feel the sound of victory. Remember that
2:01.2	remember that Moses? I do. I do. It's been a while, but I do recall that. Yeah. Yeah. The fans
2:06.3	loved this because we got permission from Shmo Yoho themselves who were thrilled. We should
2:11.0	do some more collapse. And this was also fun because we got to respond to and just laugh at
2:17.2	how the Republicans and the televangelists were doing at the exact moment that they realized it
2:23.5	was over. Yeah. Right. That their reign of terror, at least of being in the presidency came to an
2:31.7	end. Yeah, because I was going to say at least, you know, it was over somewhat over. Here we are,
2:36.9	you know, six months removed or so, six or seven months removed. And now as we know now,
2:42.2	right, the reign of terror, it just never stops. Does it? Nope. Definitely not. So they're still being
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