Bert Shares The Dumbest Thing He’s Ever Done In The Name Of FOOTBALL!

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🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	Get it, the virtue.
0:01.6	All right, I have been reminded, I reminded myself this week that the one Super Bowl
0:08.0	weekend was probably the weekend that I did one of the dumbest things I have ever done
0:14.2	in my life.
0:15.2	I've done a lot of dumb things.
0:19.4	I'm serious, that's a bold statement coming from you.
0:23.2	So many dumb things.
0:25.6	This one at what 24 years old probably was one of the dumbest things that I have ever
0:31.1	done.
0:32.1	Okay, let me give you a little history here first.
0:34.2	So I've always been a little bit of a hustler.
0:36.7	I mean, from the very, very beginning, man, I have always sort of worked my way around
0:42.2	situate.
0:43.2	I got something in my head that's going to get done.
0:45.0	Damn it, it's going to get done one way or the other.
0:48.4	I've lost track of how many places he's snuck into.
0:50.4	He just walks in like he owns the place.
0:52.4	It's ridiculous.
0:53.4	It's really, it's ridiculous.
0:54.4	I'm going to grind until I get there, right?
0:56.9	So I had it in my head that this is kind of a long story.
1:00.2	I wanted to be a sportscaster when I was in high school.
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