Bert Lost All Self-Control And Did The Unexpected

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🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	The Fert Show
0:02.0	So I adopted and brought home a dog yesterday.
0:04.0	No, you didn't.
0:06.0	What?
0:07.0	There you go.
0:08.0	Are you serious? I'm not going to bury the lead.
0:09.0	There you go.
0:10.0	Come on.
0:11.0	I sure did.
0:12.0	Her name is Franny.
0:14.0	Franny?
0:15.0	And you named her Franny?
0:16.0	I didn't name her Franny.
0:18.0	There she is.
0:19.0	Who named her that horrendous name?
0:21.0	Oh, how dare you?
0:22.0	Oh, I love that name. She's a franny looking bulldog you'll ever meet in your life. Go ahead. Pass her around. How old is she? Let me tell you how it all goes down.
0:29.0	Listers have been pressuring me now for how long to go get a dog, right?
0:34.7	And I'm like, no.
0:35.6	Well, enjoy my freedom.
0:37.6	Nope, nope, nope, nope.
0:38.8	He even put some Instagram reels to get, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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