The Fert Show.

I want to be 100% honesty here, okay?

Because I feel like I did myself a disservice

with Kristen's honesty a couple of minutes ago, all right?

You dog people scare me.

You scare the S out of me, right?

So yesterday when I was talking about, because I

posted online on Instagram that I was thinking about going to get this dog, I mean,

how many people flooded me with the dog, don't shop, and I know you're a

fan of that also. You say that like it's a bad thing. No, I mean I did adopt a dog.

I know. Uh-huh. So, um, the reason, Kristen's head made a joke that look it sounds like you're like

saving this dog from a farm in Iowa like that's the story that you've

concocted in your head and the truth is when I came on here this morning

What I didn't want to say is this dog had a couple of different litters and it that's what it was I think born to do is have litters

So she had two or three and when she was

done the readers are like okay we'll just give her away. So when I heard that

she was going to go back to Iowa in my mind I don't know what that world is all about so I don't

know if they were gonna find a home all I know is I heard a North Carolina

politician the other day say that when her dogs were puppies and they were

breed if they weren't doing the right thing they were getting shot in the head

so that was sort of in the back of my head I didn't know where this dog was going to

go and what it was going to be so there you have it but you guys

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