Bert Kreischer Returns!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Bert Kreischer! You know Bert Kreischer from stand up comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Hot Hones, The Joe Rogan Experience, Somethings Burning, Bertcast, This Past Weekend, This is Not Happening, We Might Be Drunk and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE Factor: Head to https://FactorMeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, baby, hey Texas, hey Florida.
0:22.9	The boys are coming down to see you. So grab your tickets. They're the only shows we're going to be doing in Texas and Florida. So grab some ticks and come see us. Yeah, this March, we're going to be at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas. Tickets are going fast as well as side splitters in Tampa, baby. Listen, Tampa and Austin, two great comedy towns. Get those tickets. We'll see you there. Yeah.
0:21.0	Welcome to another... Florida, baby. Listen, Tampa and Austin, two great comedy towns.
0:21.8	Get those tickets.
0:22.5	We'll see you there.
0:22.9	Yeah.
0:28.5	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:37.3	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:42.9	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage.
0:48.6	Oh, yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it
0:51.8	to get up to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, agefully coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tudy's in a new edition. She's a jury duty. Okay. That's all I came up with. My coach is coming out of you from right next to me. Probably a little unamused this week. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin, James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang, shout out to you. As always, just make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify. Yeah. The boys are in the middle of the charts. Not showing off. We don't want to be at the top.
1:30.9	We don't want to middle of the charts.
1:28.8	Not showing off.
1:29.7	We don't want to be at the top. We don't want to be at the bottom right there in the middle. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash hard. Are you garbage? You go over there. You get all that bonus content, gang. Yes, sir. gang we could be more excited to have our incredibly and i mean incredibly special guests back on us again
1:45.9	today it's been a minute he's family we Thank you. Yes, sir. And gang, we could be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special
1:44.8	guest, back on us again today.
1:46.4	It's been a minute.
1:47.4	He's family.
1:48.2	We love him.
1:49.1	You love him.
1:49.7	He's got a brand new series on Netflix right now.
1:52.1	Free Burke.
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