Parents vs. Teachers! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Acorns: Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to get started. Ultra: Don’t sleep on Ultra Pouches! New customers get 15% Off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, baby, hey Texas, hey Florida.
0:22.9	The boys are coming down to see you. So grab your tickets. They're the only shows we're going to be doing in Texas and Florida. So grab some ticks and come see us. Yeah, this March, we're going to be at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas. Tickets are going fast as well as side splitters in Tampa, baby. Listen, Tampa and Austin, two great comedy towns. Get those tickets. We'll see you there. Yeah.
0:21.0	Welcome to another... Florida, baby. Listen, Tampa and Austin, two great comedy towns.
0:21.8	Get those tickets.
0:22.5	We'll see you there.
0:22.9	Yeah.
0:28.5	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:37.3	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:43.0	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage.
0:50.1	It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that at the group to be
0:53.6	classy.
0:54.4	Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, agefully coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here and Tudy's in a new edition. She just got herself a sweet new pellet gun. Okay. Copperhead bullets, baby. Look out. Those were for the bad kids. There was two different types of kids growing up
1:12.6	when I was banging.
1:13.5	BB guns and pellet guns.
1:14.6	BB guns. Copperhead bullets, baby. Look out. Those were for the bad kids. There was two different types of kids growing up when I was banging.
1:13.5	BB guns and pellet guns.
1:14.6	Baby gun guys, which I was.
1:16.4	A little dirt under the fingernail.
1:18.0	Sure.
1:18.6	A little of a little bit of a cowboy spirit than pellet gun kids.
1:23.8	And those kids, that was a single parent household.
1:26.7	Man, always. My buddy of mine put one of somebody's ankle. Yeah. kids and those kids well that was a single parent household man always
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