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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Fat Kid Nicknames! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Mars Men: For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com BetterHelp: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at https://BetterHelp.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

A good Lord, ladies and gentlemen, I do declare there's some new are you garbage dates over there at ruggarbage.com.

0:06.3

Yeah, the Big Man Ant Lion.

0:07.6

We just announced Netflix as a joke festival in Los Angeles on May 7th, and we have the Comedy Works in Denver, July 16th to July 18th.

0:15.3

Get those tickets these shows are going to sell out.

0:17.3

We love you.

0:18.3

We'll see you there.

0:19.5

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your

0:27.5

favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:33.5

Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Hey, that. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it after a group to be classy. Yeah. To just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tudy's in a new edition. She's selling meth. Just cut to the chase. Stop beating around the bush. Stop beating around the bush. She's pushing weight. Things are the way it is. Uh-huh. And this is what we're doing. Okay. You know what I mean? Hey, we got Q1, baby, lock in. Hey, boy, we got to be, wait, we got to be Boy Scouts all of a sudden now.

1:14.7

Uh-huh. Huh? And this is what we're doing. Okay. You know what I mean? Okay, Q1, baby.

1:11.3

Lock in.

1:11.9

Hey, well, we gotta be, we gotta be Boy Scouts all of a sudden now.

1:14.5

Uh-huh.

1:14.7

Whole place is falling apart.

1:16.1

Sure. Do what we do. Okay. My coes is coming at you from across the table. Let's recall a family episode. I might have got a little bit of that product, to be honest with you.

1:24.4

Some of them fumes that I'm in the band.

1:25.9

It's me or you.

1:26.8

Tony, me.

1:28.2

I can tell you already got meth-mouthed.

1:29.3

Your teeth are gone.

1:30.3

Yeah, got meth honest with you. Some of them fumes and I'm in the band. Me or you? Tony. I can tell you already got meth mouth. Your teeth are gone. Yeah. I got meth mouth before meth. This is what we call a family episode. Man, hold, hold. Somebody get him another hit, will you? Hey, bring in the fucking meth pipe. Let's go. Holy heck. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And my plug. Kevin Ryan. What's up, gang? Standing on ceremony. I didn't know where I was. You cut me off in the middle of that. It takes me a second to remember. I'm an old man.

2:01.7

What up, gang.

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