Bert Kreischer on Getting Healthier Without Losing the Fun
WHOOP Podcast
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4.6 • 734 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I am someone that party is pretty hard, but I do care about my health. |
| 0:03.8 | I've never not worn a whoop. |
| 0:05.2 | You look at me, I party, I'm fat, I take my shirt off on stage, I talk shit on stage, I talk shit on podcasts. I measure my whoop stats religiously. I've run the L.A. Marathon with no training. I did triathlons. I've done half marathon. I run my own 5K. as childlike as I am in life with drugs and alcohol, |
| 0:23.0 | I then |
| 0:23.3 | refocus in like a very serious way about fitness. I'm like a huge oxymoron. I'm six years |
| 0:28.6 | older in my biometric age. The average person that gets a whoop is just trying to be a little |
| 0:34.3 | bit healthier. My favorite part of life is the uncomfortable part. That is where |
| 0:39.3 | all the growth has had. If you had not come in as a sponsor for Sober October, I'm not certain |
| 0:44.7 | my health would have maintained, at least at the level it's at, because I've really, really enjoyed |
| 0:49.7 | checking my metrics, logging my workouts, checking my sleep, all of it. Life is fleeting. |
| 0:54.6 | Tomorrow's never promised. |
| 0:55.8 | Enjoy life. |
| 0:56.4 | Have fun. |
| 0:57.0 | But have fun within the parameters of expecting you're going to live a long time and you |
| 1:00.7 | want to meet your grandkids. |
| 1:03.4 | Are we rolling? |
| 1:04.3 | Fuck Michael Phelps. |
| 1:05.7 | Here's the deal. |
| 1:06.5 | No one can relate to that guy. |
| 1:07.8 | Okay? |
| 1:08.1 | I watched him in a golf. |
| 1:08.8 | His heart rate was 154. |
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