Bert Kreischer Loves RUSSIA?!

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Bert Kreischer aka “The Machine” got involved with the Russian mafia 25 years ago and it became his biggest story ever… so as gift Andrew got him some Russian memorabilia to honor his time there 0:00 - start 1:00 - 2 Bears Race Team 7:00 - Bert can't have a Bus Muse 17:40 - CNN's Don Lemon's salary 29:00 - Bert's viral "The Machine" 38:00 - Bert loves Russia 44:15 - Louis CK's STD 52:00 - Bert losing his virginity 1:19:00 - Tom Segura's broken arm Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

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0:00.0	Since this experience in Russia changed your life, we thought we'd get you this shirt. I love Russia. I think that I think that that's
0:07.0	a good one.
0:08.0	That's a good one.
0:09.0	Yeah, there you go. There you go. So that's a good one.
0:13.0	And it's so happy about it.
0:16.0	We also got, we got, we got you this one. This is a good one too.
0:21.0	This is good because of how much has changed your life and your family's life.
0:25.0	And we just thought that you would like this.
0:27.0	Putting in a bear obviously, you know, if you would for whatever reason you get cold during the podcast,
0:31.0	just something that you could possibly win.
0:34.0	I really appreciate it.
0:36.0	I'm glad that I'm here, you know. I was hoping to get a splash on the internet.
0:42.0	It is anyone have a clan hood?
0:44.0	I love to throw one of those on real quick.
0:47.0	Anyone have any black face?
0:49.0	Real quick. Just touch up under my eyes.
0:53.0	Oh fuck. This is the biggest mistake of my life.
0:58.0	Two bears racing official mother fuckers.
1:00.0	So you guys sponsored a race team?
1:02.0	Let's start here.
1:03.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:04.0	So we're with the birth christian everybody.
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