After the vicious attacks on Chris Rock last night,

we think it's only right here at the Flagrantoo podcast

to defend the comics honor to tell jokes.

So here we go.

If you didn't see the Oscars,

Chris Rock got himself in a hairy situation.

He shined a light on female alopecia

while Jada's head shined a light on everything else.

Chris was making fun of Jada's baldy,

but seriously, how is Will supposed to get turned on

if she has a woman's hair cut?

Now, I'm not saying that he's gay.

He likes women, specifically ones that swim for pen.

Oh, he's gay.

All I'm saying is last night wasn't the first time Will

fondled another man to make Jada happy.

OK.

And Will's hands that struck Chris Rock was actually a metaphor

for his relationship with Jada,

open when he wanted it to be closed.

But let's be honest, last night Will Smith

looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia

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